Posts Tagged ‘occupied Palestine’

Arrests over Israel Boycott at Tesco’s

Thursday, January 29th, 2009


These middle-aged English do-gooders are being arrested for destroying Israeli fruit and veg that was grown on illegally occupied Palestinian territory. They found the produce being sold at a Tesco’s supermarket in the UK. While some commentators have been outraged that Israel would be selling goods grown on stolen land, we at UN242 are outraged that all this fresh fruit should go to waste. After doing considerable sampling, we can confirm that fruit and vegetables grown on stolen Arab land is especially yummy. The deliciously malicious act of ripping out the ancient Palestinian olive trees from their groves probably adds a little je ne sais quoi to the the taste.