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NRA: More Guns, Please; we’re Americans!

Friday, December 21st, 2012

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In a surprising move, the National Rifle Association has announced that the solution for too many guns in the hands of homicidal nutters is not less guns, but more guns. It took them precisely one week after the massacre of first grade school children in Connecticut to arrive at this conclusion. The NRA proposes posting gun-toting Americans at all schools in order to protect the students from gun-toting Americans.

In its defence, the NRA is known for its staunch support of gun-owners, rather than the depth of its intellect. Most lawmakers and political commentators, including the President, have called for reducing the number of high-powered weapons with high capacity magazines in the hands of low-powered loonies.

BE READY – THE REVOLUTION IS COMING – RESIST THE OBAMA-BUSH REGIME

Wanted by the N.R.A: more loonies with guns

Tuesday, December 18th, 2012

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BE READY – THE REVOLUTION IS COMING – RESIST THE OBAMA-BUSH REGIME

Heroic NRA Celebrate Yet Another Gun Massacre

Sunday, December 16th, 2012

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The National Rifle Association is celebrating another massacre of innocent civilians by a crazed gunman. Adam Lanza killed 12 girls, 8 boys, and 6 adults at an elementary school in Sandy Hook, Connecticut.

The NRA has worked feverishly over the years to ensure that all Americans have the right to shoot 6 year old girls and boys with handguns and assault rifles. The group uses member dues to lobby state and federal lawmakers into further weakening existing weak gun laws. The NRA actively supports “concealed carry” laws by which any American nutter is allowed to carry a concealed handgun. All states except Illinois have a concealed carry law.

The NRA is doing as much as it can, but it still needs more support. Please do your bit to assist the NRA by purchasing a handgun or assault weapon today and enrolling or renewing your membership with the group.

Many Americans have heard the rallying cry of the NRA. On Black Friday, the day in November following the Thanksgiving holiday, a record 154,873 Americans became first-time, gun-toting nutters. While this may be a record, you know we can do better, and the NRA will not rest until every American has the inalienable, God-given right to reach into his holster, pull out a gun and shoot a 6 year old girl in the head.

The Guardian has put together this list of 1o ways the NRA has weakened gun control laws in the U.S.