Posts Tagged ‘netanyahu’

The Master Race Rises Again

Wednesday, August 6th, 2014



Ethnic Cleanser, Netanyahu, Shows Defiance for U.N.

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013



Binyamin Netanyahu, following in the footsteps of Saddam Hussein, appears determined to flout the will of the United Nations by rejecting UN242. This resolution was adopted unanimously in 1967 and calls upon Israel to return to the green line that existed prior to the 1967 6-day war.

While, we at UN242 believe that Mr. Netanyahu is an honourable man bent on bringing peace and harmony to the Middle-East, there are many who feel that he is a foaming-at-the-mouth, racist cunt. If you concur, one of the most appropriate ways of voicing your displeasure is by boycotting companies that do business with the Zionist regime. For your convenience, some of these are shown above.


Merry Christmas Message from Netanyahu!

Tuesday, December 25th, 2012


Israel has delivered an unusually warm and friendly message for Christmas day 2012. It has approved the building of an additional 1,200 homes in Palestine around Jerusalem. This brings the total number of approvals to 5,500 within the last week.

There was initial enthusiasm and surprise in Palestine as the news leaked out. Arabs were seen singing and dancing in the streets, pleased that they were finally getting the recognition and much-needed housing that they deserve.

The mood in the street finally turned a bit dark when it became clear that the new housing units were only for Jews and was part of Prime Minister, Netanyahu’s, ethnic cleansing campaign.


No One does Vindictiveness like Israel does Vindictiveness

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

The Jewish state promised a generous dose of retribution. The Jewish state delivered.

Netanyahu has ordered the acceleration of ethnic cleansing in the occupied territories. 3000 new homes are to be built in Palestine to cater for the ever-growing number of Israeli bigots willing and eager to demolish the homes and livelihoods of thousands of peaceful, powerless Arabs.

In addition, Israel is promising to confiscate more than $120 million in tax revenue from the Palestinian Authority.

What crime did the Palestinians commit? They went to the United Nations and were overwhelmingly accepted by the community of nations. Maybe it is time for the U.N. to offer the long-suffering Palestinians a homeland so that they no longer have to tolerate persecution by Zionist bigots like Netanyahu.

Obama warns Europe not to Recognize Palestinian Rights at U.N.

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012



It is becoming apparent that President Obama has been conspiring with Benjamin Netanyahu to destroy the human rights of Palestinians. According to sources, Obama’s co-conspirators have been openly colluding against the democratic process in the United Nations and implicitly supporting Israel’s historic policy of ethnic cleansing.

According to the Guardian, Obama has used American power to warn European nations not to recognize Palestinian rights at the United Nations. A private memo warns of “significant negative consequences” if the Palestinian Authority succeed in getting enhanced status. It is not clear how many, if any, European countries will be intimidated by such racist rhetoric.

Gang of Four Support Syria Atrocities

Sunday, June 10th, 2012

While the long-necked, pin-headed psychopath, Bashar Assad, needs little encouragement to massacre passive women and children, he’s certainly receiving a considerable amount. His main cheerleaders and resolution vetoers in the security council are the narcissist, megalomaniac, Vladimir Putin, and the Tibetan ethnic cleanser, Hu Jintao of China.

On another front, Assad receives material support from the Arab-hater, Netanyahu of Israel. The Israeli government, preferring the predictable strong-arm tactics of Assad over real democratic and human rights reform (as per Egypt), has been aggressively lobbying the American President to do nothing. Naturally, Obama, in an election year doesn’t need much persuasion to avoid risk-taking, and is happy to fall back to his role of appeaser in chief.

Everyone wins! (apart from innocent Syrian women and children)

Israel Launches new Tourism Campaign

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Israel, increasingly isolated, has launched a new tourism campaign in a desperate attempt to turn the tide of public opinion. The campaign features television and radio advertisements and a series of billboards for the American market. The target audience is mostly white, Republican Americans who are most readily drawn to the kind of unapolagetic bigotry that Israel offers.

Strategic Duplicity

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009


Benjamin Netanyahu, the slippery old chess-player that he is, got the Israeli Government out of a bind with his speech at Bar-Ilan University. Netanyahu, squeezed between his racist, extreme right wing supporters and his dependence on the financial and military support of Obama’s American taxpayers, was in a tough situation; if he caved in to Obama on Palestinian statehood, he would lose support and potentially his government at home; if he continued his anti-Arab rhetoric, he could lose the support of Israel’s creator and protector, the United States.

Netanyahu scored points by going back to the tried and tested Israeli position: all Israelis are defenceless, Jewish victims and all Palestinians are terrorists. He kept Obama happy by offering the Palestinians a state. He kept his extremist supporters happy by offering the Palestinians a state without sovereignty. He focused on the need for Israeli security while failing to mention that he commands the fourth most powerful military in the world that is also nuclear armed.

Mr. Netanyahu successfully maintained Israels policy of strategic duplicity. Israel plays the long game. US presidents come and go. Peace processes come and go. New, artificial obstacles are created. Various “crises” arise and need to be “fixed”. All the time, the West Bank settlement expansion and road construction move ahead, steadily, relentlessly. This is not a game that a softy like Obama can win in eight years. This is a game for hardmen with strong nerves and time on their side.

Netanyahu Sworn in as PM

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

In a moving and solemn ceremony, the illustrious Benjamin Netanyahu was today sworn in as the new Israeli Prime Minister. Speaking afterwards, he made the following comments…

Fellow Israelis and Arab haters, I can promise you the following… no more compromises, expulsions for all Muslims, new more devious torture techniques. We will continue settlement expansion until we have a true partner for extermination – sorry, I mean peace.
Israel uber alles

Israel Announces new Partner for Peace

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

After years of whinging about the lack of a true Palestinian “partner for peace”, the next Prime Minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, today proudly announced that he had found a true partner for peace – “…someone we can do business with.”

Most of us know him as the Grim Reaper.

An Israeli spokesman revealed that there was mutual respect behind the decision to work with Mr. Reaper. He cited the following among the many similar values both sides share:

  • We both don’t disciminate between soldiers, civilians, men, girls, pregnant women – a life is a life
  • Our long term goals are the same – suffering, death, and destruction
  • Similar respect for non-Israeli lives – even the grim reaper recognizes that the Israelis are “chosen people.”
  • Forward-looking; not bogged down by the unnecessary baggage of historic agreements, security council resolutions, or human rights charters like the Geneva Convention.