The Zionist Organization of America (ZOA) today announced a strategic alliance with the Ku Klux Klan (KKK). Explained ZOA spokesman, Boris Arrubater, “…we wanted to make it easier for American Zionist bigots to collaborate with bigots from other walks of life. In addition to raising money to lobby policymakers, we also have a thriving social scene. This alliance will make it easier for Arab haters to learn from African-American haters and vice-versa.”
The new organization will be known as ZOKKAK. It welcomes all non-black, non-Arabs. All members must be breast-fed and be partial to fresh fruit.