Je Suis Charlie

Fran├žois Hollande on Paris march

Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke briefly to reporters prior to flying to Paris to join a mass demonstration in the wake of the Charlie Hebdo attack. Mr. Netanyahu emphatically stated that he would, “…welcome European Jews with open arms“. Asked whether he felt personally responsible for the murders in Paris, he mumbled something about eggs and omelettes, and then went into more detail about how successful Israel’s scheming had been…

  1. We created a holocaust in Palestine. We practice ethnic cleansing in the West Bank and we encouraged Bush and Blair to wage a religious crusade in the Middle East.
  2. This, naturally, caused a worldwide asymmetric response from Muslims from many different factions. Tens of thousands of Jihadists were created overnight as a direct response to our systemic racism.
  3. Now, we can pretend to be horrified that the Muslims dare to resist, and we can act as saviours to the poor downtrodden Jews by offering them homes in the West Bank.
  4. This brilliantly exacerbates the problems caused by step 1, and we are still able to convince the religious right (nutters) in America that we are the victims and continue to receive billions of dollars from ignorant American tax payers.

“Isn’t Zionism a wonderful thing!”

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