Return of the Liar Clapper

clapperThe confessed liar and Director of the NSA, James Clapper, returned to Capitol Hill today to further enlighten grubby politicians on what his grubby, tax-payer funded, organisation has been up to.

Without the services to transparency and decency of Edward Snowden, most of the liar Clapper’s grubby antics would be still hidden from view. But now we know what really goes on when the only obstacle to accountability is the rubber-stamp (99.99% approval) FISA court.

The liar Clapper has been listening in on the calls of many world leaders; friends and foe alike. The liar Clapper has been conspiring with the British to siphon off enormous amounts of private internet traffic. The liar Clapper has been conspiring with American social media companies including Facebook, Google, Microsoft to steal vast amounts of private information. The liar Clapper has been storing information on every email, text, and phone call that every American makes. The liar Clapper has been conspiring with Google to steal private, personal data from foreigners that are held on Google’s American based gmail servers.

The liar Clapper has been fueling the flames of global terrorism by creating hatred and distrust of Americans around the world.

Lying to Congress under oath is a crime punishable by up to 5 years in prison. Although Clapper acknowledges lying to Congress he is still a free man, has not been charged with a crime, and continues to conspire with tech companies to undermine everyone’s faith in Government and the 4th Amendments guarantee of privacy.


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