Archive for November, 2016

Zuckerberg’s Lies Elect Trump

Wednesday, November 16th, 2016


Sweaty Facebook minions have been staying up all night, feverishly deleting all of the “fake news” (previously known as “lies”) that CEO Mark Zuckerberg¬†used to great success in getting Donald Trump elected President. Republicans in general and Trump in particular have proven especially adept at using outright lies to get their point across.

While publicly Zuckerberg rejects the “crazy idea” that his fake news swayed voters, in private he is clearly nervous that the sheer volume of outright lies being peddled for profit by his social media platform will leave him open to law suits. Both Facebook and Google say that they are developing new tools to reduce the ocean of lies that the interned is mired in. Maybe a tad late?

neo-Nazi in the White House!!!

Tuesday, November 15th, 2016


Many observers didn’t think things could get any worse after the citizens of the United States elected an intellectually-challenged, misogynistic, racist xenophobe to the highest office in the land. However, Donald Trump, and his malodorous, corpulent, poorly-hung, orange body still had more tricks up his sleeve.

Trump, who has been supported by the leader of the KKK, David Duke, has appointed a prominent white supremacist as his chief White House strategist. Steve Bannon, who currently heads Breitbart News, like his new boss is known for his racism and misogyny.

Examples of Breitbart headlines include: “Birth Control Makes Women Unattractive and Crazy”, “There is no Hiring Bias against Women in Tech. They just Suck at Interviews”, “Bill Kristol, Republican Spoiler, Renegade Jew”, “Planned Parenhood’s Body Count under Cecile Richards is up to Half a Holocaust”.